David McElya

Hey ladies,
I want ya’ll to know I’ve been on the “struggle bus” tryin’ to write this thing!!! Like most things in my life I tend to overthink/over analyze everything. Please bear with me I don’t know where I’m headed with this.
I’m currently housed in the S.H.U. (The Hole) ’cause some idiot P.D.S. decided to “sucker punch” me in front of a bunch of C.O.’s ’cause he was tryin’ to go to “P.C.” (here in [long story]) But he got me in a bunch of trouble. I’m also gettin’ transferred to a U.S.P. which is a max security in the Feds. It’s very possible I’ll remain in the S.H.U. for the foreseeable future. (Prison Politics) Unfortunately, ya’ll have to contact me by snail mail for now. Include your # and I’ll call when I can. In the meantime you can send me pics. ($20 per order) by using FreePrints or Shutterfly. I’ll explain the long story and prison politics once you write me.
I am currently single and lookin’ for somethin’ serious. I’m too old to be playin’ any games, beatin’ around the bush or wastin’ my time or yours. Hell, I’ve wasted the last 30 years of my life being locked up for the majority of that. (All drug charges) If I never smoked that 1st joint I would’ve never spent 1 day in jail/prison.
I’m gettin’ close to comin’ home (3 1/2 years) and it’s time I start makin’ plans for my future. F.Y.I., the date online doesn’t currently reflect 1st Step Act, R-DAP and Home Confinement time deductions. I have absolutely nothin’ tying myself down 1 particular location. I’m open to relocate just about anywhere and down for whatever. Of course it has to be the right situation, stability, etc. (Not madness, chaos and confusion)
I’m not gettin’ any younger but I believe my best years are still ahead of me. It is of the upmost importance that I succeed when I get out. To do this I’ll need a smart, sexy, successful woman that has her shit together by my side. Together we can put this prison shit and all the other nonsense in the rearview. I’m a “Diamond in the rough” underneath all these tattoos and scars you’ll find a wonderful man with alot to offer.
Lemme tell you a lil about me real quick. (Item Form)
47, Cancer, really laid back, reserved and quiet initially. Multi-Faceted, super thoughtful with a huge heart. Introvert, honest, loyal and generous. Great listener. FAITHFUL, hard working, athletic, love playin’ and watchin’ just about all sports. Hope to play more pickleball once I get out. Love workin’ out and goin’ to the gyms. 1/4 Native American, no kids (#1 biggest regret) no family to speak of. Love to travel, visit casinos, play slots and poker, enjoy shoppin’. “Sneaker Head.” Animal lover and really good with dogs.
Biggest Regret: Not having kids
Random Fact: I have two sets of dimples 🙂
2 of my dreams: Open a small business, sneakers, vapes etc. also work with animals/dogs in some capacity.